phishing

attempts
online attachments
“Hooks & Worm” viruses
hosted— a parasite

on the web
spider crabs
In their net

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A Dog And A Frog On A Spoon

a dog and a frog

who stood on a spoon

and went round the town

in their dressing gown

 

said the dog to the frog

oh lets spoon to the moon

so they jumped up and down

and the spoon left the ground

 

look look oh look at the moon

how truly exciting said the dog

spoon spoon we went on a spoon

would you believe it said the frog

 

to the moon to the moon

t...

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A Fairly Scary Ghostly Host

a creak, an eek and eery melt

in darkness subtle shimmer felt

berroling, droom in shadow dealt

tip-tipping softly shooming out

 

a ghost that leaked and trickled through

the walls with leeg and gentle woo

a seep and freep from room to room

maroding gooey down stairways too

 

the air was still but full of groan

in silence, goosebump’s ready tone

weel in seel in f...

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Old Woodbeard

argh

the wooden pirate

with a real leg

‘pon his left shoulder

not a parrot but a peg

 

argh

his ship inverted

sailed ‘neath the wave

and in his treasure chest

was a craggy cave

 

argh

he roared with rum

empty barrels were full

his flag was white

black bones and skull

 

argh

the flag though ripped

caught on his hook

but not for a hand

...

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Perfection

when I look at a bird

in a tree

the first thing

I notice is

its colours

are

within the lines

 

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The Haunting Scary Broogle

bescare the Broogle stalking the stair

floiting hoiting loitering there

the Broogle the Broogle its howl of a scare

heeden oh heedon unsqueem beware

the Broogle the Broogle stalking the stair

 

befear the Broogle creepingly near

gooling hooling gathering here

the Broogle the Broogle emitting a fear

hissen oh hissen frooting the ear

the Broogle the Broogle creepingly n...

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Something Oddly Familiar About This Nonsense

“Abe, easy Dee, effigy, eight chives, Jake, ale, Em,

any hope, peak you, arrest a ewe, feed other ewe”

                                                             ex-wife said

 

she certainly SPELT it out!

he then went on to reCOUNT

 

“When, too, furry forks, fave socks sieving, eat known tin”

 

and there was something oddly familiar about it all

when ex-husband and ...

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Lists

there's something intrinsically poetic about lists…

1.
bread (wholemeal)
twelve eggs
solar panels
occasional frogs
corporate lawyers
steam


2.
onions (red)
tomatoes (finely chopped)
garlic (four cloves)
fireman's ladder (aluminium)
disparity (secretly hidden)
mildness (abundant)
gluttony (almost definite)
mozzarella (abridged)


3.
clean sink
dirty sink
point un-necessar...

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The Bug Chronicles - A Field Guide To Creepy Crawlies

the spider
he, with cotton in his bottom
for the silken manufacture
dressing flies he likes to capture
in the evening wear for dinner
oh the spider, what a spinner

the wasp
he, with a pin for a sting
and the flailing arms he causes
people run like wild horses
from their summer barbecues
oh the wasp, such afternoons

the ant
he, having friends in the thousands
how the picnic blanke...

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