Around the world
In 80 websites
Cutting the costs
On all those
Long Flights
Threw away
The suitcase
& the rucksack
No more clothes
For me
To un pack
You see
I'm minding my
Carbon
Foot
Nah
It's just a
Posh way
Of saying
I'm skint!
Armchair airlines
wings to fly
no room
for luggage
hold on
no seat belt!
<Deleted User> (9882)
Sat 5th Oct 2019 12:10
this is good enough to make me swear-
-because I hadn't written it!
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Rose ?
Thanks for reading Keith, glad you liked this. Hugh, Don, Adam, Branwell and Michael for the 'likes'.
Skint as well
Hugh went to the doctors and was first in the queue,
Asked ,"Do you treat alcoholics?"Yes we treat quite a few."
Hugh said,"Judging by the queue you must make a mint."
"Good after you've seen all these patients get your coat on I'm skint."
I really enjoyed this.
Thank you
Keith
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Fred Nicholson
Mon 14th Oct 2019 00:41
Short, fun and direct.
Good on you!
f