Halloween Hiring

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If you find yourself applying for a soul destroying job maybe...

A job's just come through

From Monsters UK

It's Halloween soon

There's demons 

To slay

Equal opportunities

Be you

Woman or man

Main requirement

Being that

You can


Sharp fangs

Bring in your CV

Be it real

Be it fake

These Evil hearts

Need your 


And stake


This is 

The job

Where you


Get Fired

Just take care

Don't get


Or You'll


A Vampire

halloween poemJoke

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Nigel Astell

Sat 5th Oct 2019 15:17

Bat out of hell
flutters around till
Monsters U K find
a coffin vacant
ready to fill.

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Don Matthews

Sat 5th Oct 2019 14:53

I wanna be a hammer
I wanna be a stake
Please Miss can I? can I?
I wanna scare partake

'Partake's a very big word
Johnny for you to say
I had to use 'partake' Miss
To make it rhyme, hey hey

You're hired Johnny. Here's your hammer and stake. Careful , don't hammer Ruth Johnny! (You don't hammer the person who hires you......) 😎

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