If you find yourself applying for a soul destroying job maybe...
A job's just come through
From Monsters UK
It's Halloween soon
There's demons
To slay
Equal opportunities
Be you
Woman or man
Main requirement
Being that
You can
Handle
Sharp fangs
Bring in your CV
Be it real
Be it fake
These Evil hearts
Need your
Hammer
And stake
This is
The job
Where you
Never
Get Fired
Just take care
Don't get
Bitten
Or You'll
Become
A Vampire
I wanna be a hammer
I wanna be a stake
Please Miss can I? can I?
I wanna scare partake
'Partake's a very big word
Johnny for you to say
I had to use 'partake' Miss
To make it rhyme, hey hey
You're hired Johnny. Here's your hammer and stake. Careful , don't hammer Ruth Johnny! (You don't hammer the person who hires you......) ?
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Nigel Astell
Sat 5th Oct 2019 15:17
Bat out of hell
flutters around till
Monsters U K find
a coffin vacant
ready to fill.