GOD BLESS YE MERRIE BREXIT MEN
(I heard the title suggested by a caller on Radio 5Live this morning and I thought, "There's a poem there!")
God Bless Ye Merrie Brexit Men whom nothing shall dismay
Your triumph of democracy was Referendum Day
Ye saved us all from Europe’s powers but stuffed Theresa May
While yon Corbyn just rubs his hands with joy
Yes, he rubs his hands with gladness and with joy.
Ye plans for immigration look unlikely now, I guess
And neither will ye see a skerrit for ye NHS
The issue of the border across Ireland too’s a mess
Oh, and let’s not forget the Brexit bill
You have settled your outstanding Brexit bill”.
God Bless Ye Merrie Brexit Men ye thought ye needn’t pay
But never thought of consequences if we didn’t Stay
But simply said “Get over it. You lost” was all ye’d say
Yea, ye won, Leavers, once the spin was spun
But what have ye done?
Ye have won but ye are clueless what ye’ve won.