Since it cost me nearly twenty thousand pound

I asked in morbid curiosity

“So tell me, dearest daughter, how've you found

Your first year at the University?”

She must have thought she'd have me for a fool

So tongue in cheek she answered very drolL

“It's pretty much as your days, Dad, at school -

A life of sex and drugs and Rock 'n' Roll”.

Well, at these words I all but dropped down dead

I flipped my lid – I nearly lost control;

I jabbed her with my finger, and I said,

“You keep away from that there Rock 'n' Roll!”.