SEX 'N' DRUGS 'N' ROCK 'N' ROLL
Since it cost me nearly twenty thousand pound
I asked in morbid curiosity
“So tell me, dearest daughter, how've you found
Your first year at the University?”
She must have thought she'd have me for a fool
So tongue in cheek she answered very drolL
“It's pretty much as your days, Dad, at school -
A life of sex and drugs and Rock 'n' Roll”.
Well, at these words I all but dropped down dead
I flipped my lid – I nearly lost control;
I jabbed her with my finger, and I said,
“You keep away from that there Rock 'n' Roll!”.