Feel it’s all gone black since EU Brexit

Talk about the trouble I have seen

First that Tusk shows us the door that’s marked with “Exit”

They want us out; they want it quick and clean.

 

The spoils have gone to winners, Gove and Johnson

Each though wears a face like a smacked arse

Cos they’re hoist by their petard of claims so wanton

They’ve got no plan for Brexit.  What a farce!

 

We’re in disarray since EU Brexit

Tory Party split, there’s little doubt

And so Cameron stacks his hand and Cameron legs it

His days are done; he’s shafted by “Vote Out”.

 

Nigel says it’s all a nest of vipers

Letting migrants in from Calais, France

So he leads the rats, a modern day Pied Piper

Cos Nigel knows he doesn’t need no plans.

 

Labour’s shot to bits since EU Brexit

Its leadership has hit an all-time low

Cos the MPs hope that Jezza Corbyn pegs it

And Cammie tells him, “For God’s sake, man just go”.

 

People voted for the old “Great” Britain

But soon we’ll lose what’s north of Hadrian’s Wall

When you go to bed you ought to wear some mittens

You silly wankers made Great Britain small.

 

(I will remember Boris Johnson)

(I will remember David Cameron)

(I will remember Nigel Farage)

(I will remember Jezza Corbyn)