ODE TO BORIS

Tuesday 28th June 2016 12:06 am

(I think Boris's buffoon mask has well and truly slipped. He has shown himself to be a proper self-server. But it has backfired. He never thought they would win and now I think he is shitting himself.)

Think of all the money we’ll save on those bureaucrat’s excess

With the millions saved from Brexit we shall fund the NHS

And for us

On our campaign bus

Spin like this will bring success;

Voters love the old Health Service. What you mean ‘That was a guess’?

Taking back control for Britain where our nation once began

This is why we want to Leave. Yes, this is why I stood and ran.

One nation

Stop immigration

From Syria and Kurdistan

Trade agreements with each country. Now then, Michael, what’s the plan?

When we lose I’ll set myself up, so for Number 10 I’ll run

Champion of the Euro sceptics; Cameron’s days will soon be done

This is Fate,

Simple. But no, wait!

I just can’t believe we’ve won!

Jesus Christ Almighty, Michael! What the fucking hell we done?

Michael. You are joking aren’t you? Tell me, Michael, man to man

Michael I have shit myself and No, it’s not from eating bran.

Oh, fuck it

It’s turned to rat shit

Out of the fire to the frying pan

What the fucking hell you mean ‘we haven’t got a fucking plan’!

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steve pottinger

Wed 29th Jun 2016 14:17

Harry, if you haven't seen the 'Downfall' skit on life for Boris the day after the vote, I recommend it. Check it out on Youtube. I think you'll enjoy it a lot.

John Coopey

Tue 28th Jun 2016 23:16

Harry - One of the many upsetting thing about this is how Farage will come out as a winner. IDS, Gove and Boris know what a pig's dinner they'll inherit. Farage, on the other hand, will stay on the outside throwing stones and perpetuating the lie that Brexit is not just good but all very easy.
As for the other, clean yer boots; we might get a game yet!

Harry O'Neill

Tue 28th Jun 2016 15:06

John,
Well put (particularly the `shitting` bit)

The main points were excellently (and clearly) made by the foreign secretary Philip Hammond on `Peston on Sunday.`

1...the Brexiters will not vote for a P.M. who does not promise to guarantee that we will restrict the free movement of E.U. workers and - at the same time - keep
the benefits of the free market.

2... The free movement is so much a part of the E.U. that it will be impossible for them to agree to this.

3...With such deeply stated positions already entrenched on either side it is impossible to see how either can move.

4...Therefore we are out. Which Hammond fears will lead to our slow slide down the economic `beauty` league.

So the Buffoon, with with his fifth world ranking economy of 60 million purchasers will contend with the E.U. with
their combined fourth, sixth, and eighth world ranking economies and 350 million purchasers...and win?

Who does he think he is kidding?

(So Britain will be striving to trade with the rest of the world...what do we think the E.U. will be doing if we leave - sitting on their arses?)

(And bloody `ell John...Iceland?...no wonder the even our leaders have got no brains)

John Coopey

Tue 28th Jun 2016 13:04

Greg - Gove and Johnson looked like they were at a funeral at the press call after they'd won.

Greg Freeman

Tue 28th Jun 2016 09:12

My only comment on this, John, is - think of Brexit as a breakfast cereal, a cross between Weetabix and All-Bran. Guaranteed to keep you regular. Judging from Johnson's face on the morning after the referendum vote, he'd been having way too many helpings of it. That's why he wasn't seen in the Commons chamber yesterday. He was locked in the Westminster lavatory, having yet another involuntary crap.

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