Recently retired electronics engineer and civil servant. I have no performance or publishing history, at least on the poetry side. I started writing 'nonsense' rhymes for my kids to help their maths and science quite a few years ago, and that has now degenerated into low-quality doggerel. I am trying to get serious, though!
If If you call your rottweiler ‘Priscilla’, does he lose all his killa instinct? No - he goes barmy and bites off your arm - he doesn’t act quite like you thinked. ---- NOT GUILTY Feeling guilty, I recently inquired Is it absolutely required Now I'm retired To feel all inspired, (Old ambitions re-fired) Get my brain stem re-wired, And, new energy acquired To be universally admired, And go out and do really useful stuff? Or Can I just say As things have transpired The years have conspired - Fame no longer desired This dude's too tired so Bollocks and Sod It? Yep. Sure can. Just did!
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Wot I did at Night School (15/03/2012)
Writer's Block (02/09/2011)
Back home (29/07/2011)
Memorial for EAW (23/07/2011)
Eye of the Beholder (21/07/2011)
I close my eyes (19/07/2011)
Blues for a Mog (06/07/2011)
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