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Dunking Valentines - Just to let you know where I am: I'm out

Ooh! February! My favourite month! Off down to Hallmark to get a shed load of Vallies! Think I’ll send one to every lady poet on WOL! Bless!

 

Aries

Mars is giving you a boost

Then your chicks come home to roost

Don’t spend too much on wine and chocs

You could end up with writer’s block

 

Taurus

Venus is in Capricorn

And things are looking gripping

Yo...

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Another year over. A new one's just begun

Ahah!!! 2011 an’ all that! A time for New Year’s Resolutions I hear you cry (BOOO HOOO! Here‘s a hankie!) Well, alright then! (Note to self re 2011 - mustmustmust install an electric cooker.)

 

 

Aries

On the horns of a dilemma you may be

So many outcomes in the stars I see

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Oh little stars of Bethlehem how still we see thee tell the independently ratified truth

Well guys and gals it’s that time again! Actually, I must apologise for the attack of phony-itus! But my lumbago’s playing up something rotten today - all this mist and mellow fruitfulness! It just...

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O woe is me for I shall July

Is the earth in your 4th house causing you anxiety until the milky way in your heart sector gives way to mars meaning you're once again at one with the universe or, at least this galaxy, until the ...

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Here we go stark raving nuts in May

 Well, what a month May is shaping up to be for cellestial phenomena that might affect your future by mechanisms that might be real and in ways that have a finite probability that they might occur....

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Flaming June. Flaming cow.

What do the heaven's tiny pimple's have in store for you this week?  Twinkle twinkle little stars what's this latest bunch of

 predictions...

 

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)

 

Mi...

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Those celestial spheres are at it again.

Yes, it's February and time to burn off all those New Year's Resolutions that you vehemently swore you'd adhere to.  And what better way to start than by believing the following mumbo jumbo...

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What Does the First Month of the New Year Hold in Store?

So that was Christmas, and what have you done?  You've probably put on weight.  Go for a run.  And after you have done so, you will probably do the following...

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)

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Your Stars for December

What does December 2009 hold in store for you?  Probably some of the following.  After all, it's vague enough...

 

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)

                O’, Aquarius!

                This mon...

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O, to be in April now that England's here.

Don't blame it on sunshine, don't blame it on moonlight, don't blame it on good times, just say that saturn was entering capricorn and you saw red and those pedestrians had to be made to pay.  And tel...

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Beware the Ides of March

In the spring, a young Ted's fancy turns to thoughts of pretty much the following...

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)

 

Why trace the end of

a flame when bayonets

fixed face synonymous delay -

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