Ooh! February! My favourite month! Off down to Hallmark to get a shed load of Vallies! Think I’ll send one to every lady poet on WOL! Bless!

 

Aries

Mars is giving you a boost

Then your chicks come home to roost

Don’t spend too much on wine and chocs

You could end up with writer’s block

 

Taurus

Venus is in Capricorn

And things are looking gripping

You might win the lottery -

So no more bread and dripping!

 

Gemini

With Mercury in Aquarius

You’re in for lots of fun

With like minded people –

Idiots, every one!

 

Cancer

Although you’ve got a crusty shell

You are a real romantic

For the love of a fellow poet

You’d swim the entire Atlantic

 

Leo

The full moon is your best friend

Nothing stands in your way

You’ll get a dozen valentines

And maybe a roll in the hay!

 

Virgo

You work too hard poor Virgo

But this won’t go unrewarded

I’d send you a dozen roses

But it’s more than I can afford(ed)

 

Libra

Your whole life is a balancing act

You hold the scales in your hand

Throw caution to the winds this month

Life’s better than you’d planned

 

Scorpio

Pluto’s causing problems

He’s slowing you right down

But soon he’ll bugger off

And joy will be your crown

 

Sagittarius

With Jupiter and Aries

Making the sparks fly

Re-new your fire insurance quick

Your love life’ll blow sky high!

 

Capricorn

This month your gloomy heart will melt

As love comes to your door

But it’s only the old milkman

(And I think you’ve had him before)

 

Aquarius

The month starts very quietly

Then the full moon kicks your butt

It gives you a surprise although

It sure gets you out of a rut

 

Pisces

You fishy-wishy Valentine

I’m sure you’ll scale the heights

With a red rose stuck between your lips

And a pair of fishnet tights