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Vexing Valentines
Just a bit of fun for today.....
On Valentine’s Day I would take
A gorgeous girl out for a steak;
As she looked in my eyes,
It will be no surprise,
That that is when I came awake.
On this Valentine’s Day I’m alone
So I spend all day long on the phone
I still don’t have a date
I’ve accepted my fate
I’ll just stay here at home on my own
On Va...
Tuesday 14th February 2017 1:44 pm
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