His name is Brandan, a short fat stumpy bloke

He listens to no one and drinks diet coke

Lots of coffee and energy drinks

Prey you never smell his breath, because my god it stinks

He wanders around like he’s god’s gift to women

But that’s not the case and his bull shit is brimming

Out from his mouth as he’s speaks so much shit

You would get knocked the hell out as if you’d...

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He died fighting for a noble cause

He followed the words of his leaders

He believed he was fighting for his country

For freedom and for God

He also died fighting for a noble cause

He also followed the words of his leaders

He too believed he was fighting for his country

For freedom and for God

Both conscience's clear

Both with proud families grieving

So much ...

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Your father must be a thief

Not because he stole the stars from the sky

And placed them in your big brown eyes

Which are so illegally beautiful

But because my wallet disappeared while he was visiting our house

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The rides, the many different and tempting rides

Some choose the safe ones

Some choose to ride more than one

And the very brave go for the dangerous ones

Some choose to try them all

But what happens if the rides break down?

Or if you get stuck on a ride?

The emotions can become over bearing

Hurting more people than was meant

And all for the pleasure of a ride

That wil...

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I see the moon but it does not see me

Its just a big rock orbiting the earth

And reflecting the light of the sun at us in varying degrees depending on the time of the month

It has no human senses like sight

Its great in for tidal patterns

But that’s about it

God doesn’t need to bless that moon

It will be there long after I am gone

Just bless me

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Oh you’ll never go to heaven

Not in an old ford car

Not in a Ping pong ball

Not in a limozine

Not even in a jumbo jet

Not in a girl guides arms,and that’s partly to do with it

Not in a rocking chair, a wicker chair or any other type of chair

Youre not going in a biscuit tin, although your ashes will be placed in something similar

Not in an apple tree, or on roller skates

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The Pessimist 
I am a pessimist

I am miserable all the time

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong

My life isn’t worth living Why am I so unlucky?

Everyone else I know has great lives

They are all so lucky

Unlike me

My car breaks down all the time

I  have so many bills to pay I never have any money

My job is the job from hell

I hate getting up in the morning and ...

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Never in the history of mankind has there been so many ways to waste time

Computer games and social network sites

Millions of movies watched over and over with no meaning

Countless songs written with less imagination than a modern car manufacturer

Nobody seems to do anything productive to waste time anymore

What is wrong with just doing a spot of writing?

Which reminds me, I bett...

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