Oh you’ll never go to heaven

Not in an old ford car

Not in a Ping pong ball

Not in a limozine

Not even in a jumbo jet

Not in a girl guides arms,and that’s partly to do with it

Not in a rocking chair, a wicker chair or any other type of chair

Youre not going in a biscuit tin, although your ashes will be placed in something similar

Not in an apple tree, or on roller skates

Definitly not in a platex bra, and definitely not with a dog as a pet

No youll never go to heaven in, on, under, over or with anything

You’ve been a bad bad person

They don’t like your sort up there