The Pessimist 
I am a pessimist

I am miserable all the time

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong

My life isn’t worth living Why am I so unlucky?

Everyone else I know has great lives

They are all so lucky

Unlike me

My car breaks down all the time

I  have so many bills to pay I never have any money

My job is the job from hell

I hate getting up in the morning and am filled with dread

Why cant I catch a break?

Its not fair that nothing ever goes right for me

No one likes me or even cares about me

I am always ill. I swear its something serious

Everyone says go to the doctors

But I don’t like doctors

They never help really anyway

My kids are all grown up and don’t need me any more

My partner doesn’t talk to me anymore

We never go out Just sit in front of the TV in a semi hypnotic state

Most of my friends are all dead or moved abroad

And im stuck here In a dead end job, With a shitty life Why is my life so full of shit?
 
The Optimist 
I am an optimist I am too busy enjoying life to comment any further