grumpy summer
July was unbearably hot. Thankfully it is cooler now, but at time though...
What’s up with UK weather?
It’s changed beyond all reason?
Where’s the wind and where’s the rain,
Our usual summer season?
Can’t you see I’m British and
I’m not designed for heat.
I need two handy buckets
On my legs instead of feet
There has to be some let-up
And I’m close to desperation
L...
Monday 12th August 2013 11:13 am
Stress-EA
Here is a link to my poem about a day at IKEA
https://soundcloud.com/mrsr-2/stressea
Wednesday 2nd January 2013 2:28 pm
The Dentist
This is a recording of my reading of The Dentist. The poem is on my profile, but I've posted it again below.
The Dentist
I really must visit the dentist
It’s been on my mind for some time
But I’m really not keen on revealing
The things that he’s likely to find
He’ll say “Oh good grief, just look at your teeth
I’m afraid they’re far from the cleanest
...
Monday 3rd September 2012 4:39 pm
Tangram Crackers
This is me reading a poem by a poet I know known as Thismorning
Wednesday 6th June 2012 5:10 pm
Few and Less
Pedants…
(with no apologies for grammatical errors)
Few and less, less and few
Be careful which you choose to use
Two words that seem to be the same
Are not at all, as I’ll explain
Listen up and pay attention
And so avoid bones of contention
If you’re bothered just a tad
Here’s a lesson to be had.
Let’s suppose that we have shoes
(That’s easy a...
Tuesday 5th June 2012 11:55 pm
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