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My New Pet
Today I caught a glimpse of my new pet
Although officially we have not met yet
It really is quite small
The weasel in my wall
Never shall we meet, I should place a bet
Tuesday 9th June 2020 5:47 pm
Never cast a clout
The saying goes, never cast a clout
until the last day of May is out
May has now gone
every day the sun shone
June brings cold rain, ending May's drought
Saturday 6th June 2020 12:27 pm
My left hip
Why does it hurt so much? my left hip
Lately it has given me a lot of jip
Sometimes I groan
And let out a moan
The hospital, I fear, will be my next trip
Saturday 6th June 2020 12:21 pm
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