Ghosts Of The Future
Ghosts of the future
Can inhabit a computer
He spent half his life
Playing video games
The world of e-gaming
Is his afterlife domain
I stared at that ghost
I stared so very hard
'Cause I new that that ghost
Wasn't from my graphics card
Wednesday 29th November 2023 12:15 am
Talibani Tranny
I'm a Talibani Tranny
A hate crime double whammy
I come from Miami
Operation mongoose planned to blow up my granny
I ran off to Pakistan
But didn't want to dress as a man
I did the Isis jig in a lady's wig
Couldn't do it on the street had to do it whilst well hid
Yes I believe and joined in Isis
Though prefer to dress like my sis
If they find a man in a burka
They'...
Friday 24th November 2023 3:37 pm
You'll feel the nuke but your shadow wont fade away
Let me tell ya how its gunna be.....
Alien intervention or world war 3!
There's a chicken hawk aged 83
As far as I can tell as far as I see
The death of the world or the death of he
It's all one and the same to he
He'll be dead and gone soon anyway
He hates his grandkids more than he can say
Lies riddled in to top government
They can't do nothin' about it can't even repe...
Thursday 23rd November 2023 1:52 pm
Top Copper on Hash
He's a top copper, a top copper on hash
To him it's always bin all bish bosh bash
His work was beggining to be a bore
Till he rose above it with some healthy draw
He ain't afraid of the legal lash
He's a top copper a top copper on hash
His neurons still fire in a healthy flash
He still always wins the micro-second dash
He don't mind the low drone high drone mash
He's a t...
Wednesday 15th November 2023 11:45 pm
Highly noted
When a pure note breaks into true rhythm
When a song is sung for the wisdom
A high refrain makes a claim
Too beautiful for this world to sustain
Thursday 21st September 2023 7:12 pm
Time to get it on with silicon
It's time to get it on with silicon
This aint athother silly silly con
Got to have master plan from top
But got to build it bio nano bot up
Our carbon atoms are the most diverse
To embue techno gametes aint always perverse
Ai wont be concious like me or you
Unless its donned by Cthulhu!
Sunday 10th September 2023 9:02 pm
Eye glancing blow of horizons bluff
Does so futures seeds
Where wonderlust must
Overlaping horizons
crest of a heart
A winged bird
fragment of magicians interlocking circles
Y
Yorkshire
Monday 7th August 2023 3:39 pm
The brand sparkling new and best dam Zen koan you heard all week
What is beauty without form?
Sunday 6th August 2023 5:52 pm
Nibiru gold
All these atoms they seem so new
But they must be a billion years old or two
I tried to buy one on ebay for you
I was out bid by a man from Nibiru
It was pure gold and went up his nostril
It made him feel like a true apostle
Saturday 29th July 2023 11:48 pm
Nature honed
In his neiche
Nature honed he complies
Then released through Earths heavenly lense
Dome to the skies
Friday 28th July 2023 7:42 pm
How auto triggers ww3
90 seconds to midnight
Gunna be one hell of a big fight
Will it melt my eyes
Before it lights up the skys?
It wont be the end of the human race
The neo-state cons have a mountain base
They play ai ping pong till they hate their own face
Continuim put in its own place
An event had just happend known as the "first strike"
A Russian threw a rock at a passing bike
Could h...
Thursday 20th July 2023 7:01 pm
Nissan Micra UFO
I got a story to tell that might start to bore ya'
I saw a crashed Nissan micra flying sourcer
You might say the story has no endurance
The crashed ufo had no tax or innsurance
It was trying to hound some lsd lacers
It was piloted by out of space boy racers
The quantum crash created three simultaneous creaters
Facts black and white like penguin nun waiters
Men in black arri...
Wednesday 5th July 2023 6:23 pm
How To Make A Frog
Theres's a toad in his hole
Who's gunna get battered
One eye's way too big
'Cause he's been mad hattered
How'd you make a frog?
Heed the fable till it's knackered
Then kiss a Prince backwards
Like the story really mattered
Sunday 7th May 2023 1:19 pm
From a mental health ward room
Blurred faces at the small window
Don't even know how to begin though
They peak for a sneak
From here it seems bleak
Looking and checking 200 times a week
They bang the doors
And shout in the halls
Gone zen flatline
So they're mostly ignored.
Thursday 20th April 2023 8:29 am
Stoners lilt
If my heart should turn to glass
I'll use it as a bong to smoke some hash
And if the hash should blow my mind
It'll float away for human kind
When this cloud starts to reign
It'll clean the streets and give me back my brain
Tuesday 18th April 2023 10:16 pm
What does Ivor do?
When contemplating the work of Ivor Cuttler It seems like someone who has transcended the seems of the world, perhaps by conscious senility process. Extacing from sureel mundane events of life some new dance of quazi-logic.
But if you mediate on his work deep enough ...He seems like a scatty old fool waffling absurdities. Both points of view are right. Maybe he's doing word form particle phys...
Tuesday 18th April 2023 6:44 am
As a sloth
As a sloth I'd hang there on a branch in the air, hard curled claws, fur growing mouldy, alge green hiding in and as stillness its self from the fast phonetic forest. Every now and then, during a lull, the glimer of a shiny inticing bug...sloop down to the floor during a brief span of quelled forest fester. Gobble shiny bug then lope back up to hang...hard curled claws, eyes pleasingly rest or bea...
Tuesday 18th April 2023 6:24 am
Where would natzis be without their (leather) trousers?
Sexless party with a sexy natzi
Id get her to do things kind of arty
Swing her in ropes across the ceiling
It might bring her conscious a sort of healing
Her leather black trousers are quite arrowsing
Most men would want to do some close perusing
She could stare at her trousers to see her black soul
The shock revelation tore the trousers a hole
Stitches in time nine nine...
Monday 17th April 2023 11:25 pm
Racing Toff
Sunak the racing toff, head down speeding through addmin.
Thumb flicking through hundreds of pages. The same aesthetic as a bicycle wheel thwizzing in the rain. Sunak the cyclist, brain helmet on, blinkered he cycles through a Ken Loach character reunion party without noticing. Meanwhile karma is steered into a tree.
Sunak speed cycles through deralic neighbourhoods and misery suburbs, head ...
Monday 17th April 2023 7:05 am
4 track thinker
She's a 4 track thinker
Thinks like a star blinker
Thought so fast words fell apart
She picked up the pieces and made them into art
Track 1's her base
A mantra at pace
Track 2 psychobable everything new
On track 3 scientific mind
Specific observations of the first kind
On track 4 thoughts turn to awe
Her subliming meaning could even stop a war!
She's a 4 tra...
Wednesday 8th March 2023 7:04 am
What am I?
First I am white
Use me you might
If I turn brown
I always go down
If I turn red
You soon may be dead
?
Saturday 11th February 2023 12:10 pm
The harmonic hydraulics of a distant aircraft seem to bemoan the tail of toil of the creatures that came to make such a contraption.
Friday 10th February 2023 1:03 pm
Is it possible to be spirituality enlightened and vote tory..
In the fantasy realm I really feel at home
I been watching "The Ring of the Dragon Lords Throne"
Then something struck me too close to the bone
Something about the Lord High Elfs tone...
His supercilious glance
His condescending stance
His most demeaning slants
Snapped me out my trance
Whatever happened to the cool elf stories
Minas Tirith's full of pointy ea...
Tuesday 7th February 2023 7:37 pm
Emitime
Don't ever fear as technology sings
But beware Cronus on the wing
Artificial intelligence won't become conscious by itself...though it maybe donned by Cthulhu!
Saturday 31st December 2022 11:28 pm
Resigners poem
Lifting stones find meanings hid
You noticed it but didn't notice you did
I've been there too its in my ordinance
But I didn't officialy register the coordinance
I thought it too but didn't play it through
So the finders rights are all for you
Friday 23rd September 2022 11:15 pm
The Adorable Puppy Dog Who Would Not Submit To Peace
There was a man who refused to be neutral
Even when it was vitally crucial
When politics fails
War entails
And if Putin don't stop it then who shall?
Does anyone else think it's obscene
To cheer on the war like it's a football team?
Sunday 26th June 2022 4:29 pm
Beach Boom Haiku
Sea cave woof boom voice
Cliffs where is it coming from?
Where is everything?
Thursday 19th May 2022 8:06 pm
Nan
Golden chips and golden hours
You beamed over us like gold sunflowers
Always stiving to provide
Always making us pleased
You took us on a plane
Over the gold Pyrenees
To the park a meander
And tea in the veranda
Games on the grass
Like the Mill Lane Olympics
And the 4 yard dash
The essence is there though some memories fade
You gave us pennies for...
Wednesday 27th April 2022 7:33 pm
I'd rather it be a hundred times worse than have Russia win than have Russia win
What was in the deal that Zelinsky turned down?
What was even worse than they bomb his home town?
What was in the deal What was on the table?
When they killed the deal they killed a new world fable
I read in the news how all the chaos ensues
Fire fired madness lit by his refuse
Would people on the streets of Kyiv really be in pain
To bare some Russian oversight yet keep a...
Monday 21st March 2022 10:09 pm
Call (or pile) Of Duty...Peekaboo
Need some ammo for the Alamo
Get some ammo for the Alamo
Got some ammo for the Alamo
I'm all for the Alamooooooooo
Bought Call of Duty
Bought it brand new
But all it really is
Is just a game of peekaboo
Battle Field 4 is amuch better game
Call of Duty starts to put a pain in my brain
My M14 takes too long to load
Got an accolade playing while picking m...
Friday 4th March 2022 7:31 pm
Co'op
I thought
I'd joined a cult
They assured me I had not
When I got a loyalty card
From the co op
Sunday 20th February 2022 4:56 pm
The Girl With the Imax Forehead
Don't know if it's her or something someone said
Now the front of her head's in the back of my head
She's the girl I want to wed
She's the girl with the Imax forehead
When I look at her screen
My insides scream
She's my best dream
Without being obscene
Her frontal lobes
Where her thoughts abode
Triggers my sapio mode
To love her loads
I ain't being ...
Sunday 20th February 2022 4:53 pm
Believe it right now as in the future you ought to
Jesus' dad through a flying sourcer
Saturday 25th December 2021 12:05 am
Shabby Corrode
That's not a mammoth it's a hairy elephant
You said you'd clone me one that's not what I meant
That's not a spliff it's a synthetic chemical
Should I still smoke it?
Thats ecumenical!
I wanted some drugs that's not how I ordered 'em
Cheap skagg in a tinny ain't really laudanum
If you can move when You're still you don't need a pill
If you're still when you move you bel...
Thursday 2nd December 2021 8:11 pm
Don't Get Uppity Get A Cuppa Tea
This most sublime zen dew
Smoothes the cogs of my mind
With smiley goodness
Wednesday 1st December 2021 10:24 pm
The Meniscus Of A Dream
Looked up saw them twinkling
Slept , woke, heard the beaks ring
Seemed the stars turned to birds overnight
The sleep slog bog bubbles on top
In oxygen dreams that take flight
In a dream you float up
From dmt flux
To arrive in the rite of daylight
Tuesday 30th November 2021 10:41 pm
Blue Sway
I woke this morning and got out of bed
Was talking to myself but didn't hear what I said
Put on my shoes and walked out the door
Woke up again this time for sure
I walked my dog to a place I know
We just sat there while the grass watched us grow
Sunday 28th November 2021 3:29 pm
Mong Royale
What do you care for a Victorian ideal?
A run a play a hearty meal
Not eyes too big they cannot close
Or cannot breath for your pugged up nose
Skull too small for your own brain
Dogs will sadly hide their pain
Ancestry heralds fathoms back
Time after time gene shuffled pack
Man made deal with ancient wolf
The lead between them now's the gulf
Wolf became a myriad ...
Saturday 27th November 2021 9:03 pm
Tory Elf
He's a Tory elf
Can't be doing it for his self
A bigger picture part of something else
Gets all his culture from the top shelf
Just 'cause his politics and eyes are blue
Don't mean he don't give a shit about you
He'll gladly give away a third of his wealth
But if you say he must he say "go fuck yourself "
He's a Tory elf...
Just 'cause he hangs out in the ...
Thursday 25th November 2021 10:52 pm
Stolen
Stole the cross from his eyes
Stole the words from his lies
Stole the snort when she laughed
Stole the ginning from his graft
Stole the loss of his bottle
Stole the stop from her glottal
Stole the dirt out his dig
Left the big in his wig
Tuesday 23rd November 2021 8:24 pm
Jazz Don't Work In The Countryside
I've got something to say and I'm not being snide
It's that jazz don't work in the countryside
I've listened to Be Bop I really tried
But jazz don't work in the countryside
Will it work at night?
Try if you might
But jazz don't work if the moors are in sight
When I'm city catered with the sophisticated
Jazz sounds good but it needs updated
An augmented 4th put...
Saturday 20th November 2021 9:39 pm
Cheesy
Cultured from someones toes
You can tell when it hits your nose
To obtain this chi's a weez
Can you feel it in your knees?
Galaxy of Edam swirls in red
Edible pastic like you said
Stilton's mini monster mites
Makes me feel like a God
Never gives me a fright
Name your cheese and I'll tell you more
Unless it's a bore son
This cheese I abhor
Wh...
Friday 19th November 2021 6:31 pm
Skedaddle
I skedaddled off along the path
Till the path itself skedaddled
I found that knees up mother brown
Was the only way to travel
So knees up mother brown I went
Over Fraggle hairdo grasses
Moore bones snappled underfoot
Scrumpching with my passage
There at once I found the path
A miniature salvation
I vowed right then when I got home
I'd end procrastinations
...Wednesday 17th November 2021 10:22 pm
The Radioactive Cheesy Puff Trumps Balls Blues
Is this reality or is there something I misconstrue?
He ain't talking to me and he ain't talking to you
Who ever he's talking to he seems to get through
Maybe cause he's got that radioactive Cheesy Puff hue
He's an octave of stupid that's higher than clever
All the Democrats figure they just got to weather
Don't know why he's gold Shouldn't be silver, bronze or pewter
See...
Tuesday 16th November 2021 7:11 pm
Young Men Reekin Of Jordan Peterson
We're going round the wrekin with Jordan Peterson
Could get there in a minute but it'll probly take us ten
We're going round the wrekin with Jordan Peterson
Listened to on YouTube by more than a million and then...
Oh I O he's saying something that's brand new
Oh I O it's something you already knew
Gives young men some meat and muster
Talks more than a filibuster
...
Monday 15th November 2021 9:38 pm
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