He's a Tory elf

Can't be doing it for his self

A bigger picture part of something else

Gets all his culture from the top shelf

 

Just 'cause his politics and eyes are blue

Don't mean he don't give a shit about you

He'll gladly give away a third of his wealth

But if you say he must he say "go fuck yourself "

 

He's a Tory elf...

 

Just 'cause he hangs out in the wood

Don't mean he don't have a livelihood

When he looks at the trees he don't think what he owns

But when he gets to town he checks out the dow jones

 

He's a Tory elf...