I got a story to tell that might start to bore ya'

I saw a crashed Nissan micra flying sourcer

You might say the story has no endurance

The crashed ufo had no tax or innsurance

It was trying to hound some lsd lacers

It was piloted by out of space boy racers

The quantum crash created three simultaneous creaters

Facts black and white like penguin nun waiters

Men in black arrived at the sceen

Aliens in white used a truth laser beam

Men in black said "this is our jurisdiction"

Aliens in white said "you need some benediction"

The rest is redacted top classified

But them Nimitz tic-tacs cant be denied