What I Don't Understand About Getting Old

There's hair on my feet and hair on my toes,

There's hair in my ears and hair up my nose,

There's hair on my back and it's starting to spread,

So why is there no longer hair on my head?

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kJ Walker

Tue 24th Sep 2019 21:59

thanks for this. I know now that it's not just me.

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Adriana de los Angeles Diaz Rizo

Tue 24th Sep 2019 18:35

Love this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 24th Sep 2019 17:02

Thanks for the "chuckle of my day", Branwell I used to note the
ridiculous eyebrows and nasal hair of old men and wonder why they
never realised how yukky they looked Didn't they have a mirror
and a pair of scissors at home? Consequently, I remember and
keep tidy - to feel better myself and not to offend others who have
to look at me. .

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Don Matthews

Tue 24th Sep 2019 08:51

Damn! John. I wondered why nature was ganging up on me.....๐Ÿ˜Ž

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John Coopey

Tue 24th Sep 2019 08:47

Iโ€™ve always subscribed to the view that Nature knows best; it does things for a reason. But as Billy Connolly remarked, what possible threat to your nose and ears has it anticipated that it grows the protection of a forest of hair? My own theory is that Nature is saying โ€œYouโ€™ve had your time as a virile and rampant male so now itโ€™s time to make you unattractive to the opposite sex So the younger ones can have a chanceโ€. Luckily my Remington keeps a hot babe magnet.

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Don Matthews

Tue 24th Sep 2019 08:47

Good golly Keith! I think I got problems......

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keith jeffries

Tue 24th Sep 2019 08:05

Sorry,I forgot. Should hairs grow on the palms of your hands, go and see your doctor.

Keith

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keith jeffries

Tue 24th Sep 2019 07:10

Branwell, I canโ€™t explain it but rest assured you are not alone.
Keith

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Don Matthews

Tue 24th Sep 2019 05:28

Been thinking a lot
'Bout this problem you've got
I got me a theory
(Now hair on my bot)

Anything up
Eventually falls down
So hair on your head
Gravity pulls down

Make sense?

Eventually Bran
You'll lose all, the lot
'Twill end up on floor
All hair that you got

Simple physics Bran......๐Ÿ˜Ž

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