What I Don't Understand About Getting Old
There's hair on my feet and hair on my toes,
There's hair in my ears and hair up my nose,
There's hair on my back and it's starting to spread,
So why is there no longer hair on my head?
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Thanks for the "chuckle of my day", Branwell I used to note the
ridiculous eyebrows and nasal hair of old men and wonder why they
never realised how yukky they looked Didn't they have a mirror
and a pair of scissors at home? Consequently, I remember and
keep tidy - to feel better myself and not to offend others who have
to look at me. .
Damn! John. I wondered why nature was ganging up on me.....?
I’ve always subscribed to the view that Nature knows best; it does things for a reason. But as Billy Connolly remarked, what possible threat to your nose and ears has it anticipated that it grows the protection of a forest of hair? My own theory is that Nature is saying “You’ve had your time as a virile and rampant male so now it’s time to make you unattractive to the opposite sex So the younger ones can have a chance”. Luckily my Remington keeps a hot babe magnet.
Good golly Keith! I think I got problems......
Sorry,I forgot. Should hairs grow on the palms of your hands, go and see your doctor.
Keith
Branwell, I can’t explain it but rest assured you are not alone.
Keith
Been thinking a lot
'Bout this problem you've got
I got me a theory
(Now hair on my bot)
Anything up
Eventually falls down
So hair on your head
Gravity pulls down
Make sense?
Eventually Bran
You'll lose all, the lot
'Twill end up on floor
All hair that you got
Simple physics Bran......?
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kJ Walker
Tue 24th Sep 2019 21:59
thanks for this. I know now that it's not just me.