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Zoology: Lesson One

A clam is a bit like an oyster,

   A clam is a bit like a whelk,

A clam is a bit like a cockle or mussel,

   But nothing at all like an elk.

 

An elk is a bit like a bison,

   An elk is a bit like a ram,

An elk is a bit like an eland or deer,

   But nothing at all like a clam.

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kJ Walker

Sat 28th Sep 2019 07:44

Thanks for that Branwell. A brilliant lesson well presented. Really enjoyed the humour.
Cheers Kevin

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Don Matthews

Sat 28th Sep 2019 05:43

I thankyou dear Bran for this lesson
Zoology I flunked bottom class
I thought bisons evolved from them oysters
I failed, and can't fathom why no pass?

Maybe you shoulda taught me Bran.....

Oh? .. It was rams that evolved from oysters?...

Well bugga me....?

(Book me in for lesson 2)

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Jason Bayliss

Sat 28th Sep 2019 05:37

Love that!!?

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