Isn’t that Boris there over there in the spotlight?  (Uh uh)

Didn’t you used to have a thing for him (Uh uh)

By the way, where’d you meet him

 

“I saw him on the telly with unruly hair

I thought him a cutie and a cuddly bear

I never saw him as Leader of the Pack".

 

You folks were always putting him down

(Down down down)

You said he’s just a daft harmless clown

(You always said that he was just a harmless clown)

You said that he was mad

A rotten cad but barking mad

He’d never make it to Leader of the Pack.

 

You said he was a daft bumbling fool

Whose brains he kept inside of his tool

He cheated on his wife

And shafted colleagues all his life

He’ll never make it to Leader of the Pack.

 

But then he found convenient cause

By backing Leave in the Brexit Wars

He’d always favoured a strong EU

But found willing donkeys in gullible you

And jockeyed position for Leader of the Pack.

 

He used the plebiscite

For his own ends so that Boris might

Become the darling of the blue-rinsed Right

“Go for it.  Go for it.  Go for it”.

 

He waited in the wings till one day

The sticky stuff had stuffed Mrs May

So now you’ve got what you deserved

A lying, weak, self-serving turd

Thankyou, Joe Public, he’s Leader of the tPack.

 

He used colleagues like stepping stones

More bodies round him than Game of Thrones

He shafted Michael Gove

And now he’s shafted you, by Jove

You’ve helped him to make it as Leader of the Pack.