LEADER OF THE PACK
Isn’t that Boris there over there in the spotlight? (Uh uh)
Didn’t you used to have a thing for him (Uh uh)
By the way, where’d you meet him
“I saw him on the telly with unruly hair
I thought him a cutie and a cuddly bear
I never saw him as Leader of the Pack".
You folks were always putting him down
(Down down down)
You said he’s just a daft harmless clown
(You always said that he was just a harmless clown)
You said that he was mad
A rotten cad but barking mad
He’d never make it to Leader of the Pack.
You said he was a daft bumbling fool
Whose brains he kept inside of his tool
He cheated on his wife
And shafted colleagues all his life
He’ll never make it to Leader of the Pack.
But then he found convenient cause
By backing Leave in the Brexit Wars
He’d always favoured a strong EU
But found willing donkeys in gullible you
And jockeyed position for Leader of the Pack.
He used the plebiscite
For his own ends so that Boris might
Become the darling of the blue-rinsed Right
“Go for it. Go for it. Go for it”.
He waited in the wings till one day
The sticky stuff had stuffed Mrs May
So now you’ve got what you deserved
A lying, weak, self-serving turd
Thankyou, Joe Public, he’s Leader of the tPack.
He used colleagues like stepping stones
More bodies round him than Game of Thrones
He shafted Michael Gove
And now he’s shafted you, by Jove
You’ve helped him to make it as Leader of the Pack.