CAMAY

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(Inspired by this wonderful advertisement for Lux.  I needed to change it to Camay for the rhythm.  A racing cert for Poem of the Week)

 

Freshen up your flaps with Camay

Fol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol la

It’s the soap for whiffy fanny

Fol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol la

Banish thoughts of Aldi salmon

Fol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol la

If you’re hoping for a gamming.

Fol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol la

 

You won’t want to be a hippy

Stinking like your local chippie

If you’re hoping for a diner

Lunching on your cute vagina.

 

And for all you Tena ladies

Leaking urine in Mercedes

Camay’s fresheners clearly showed us

That it masks the pissy odours.

 

Equally for men or women

Camay’s is the scent for rimming

Gentlemen inclined to gayness

Find it sweetens up their anus.

 

Take the case of Rod and Roger

Rog now lathers up Rod’s todger

This avoids Rog feeling queasy

Now Rod’s rod’s no longer cheesey.

 

So ladies take heed of this warning

Before your gentleman starts horning

Don’t risk giving him trench fever

Scrub with Camay on your beaver.

 

Cos you won’t want your box to smell rank

If there’s chance he’ll clean the fish-tank

Don’t remind him of his granny

But freshen up your flaps with Camay.

◄ LEADER OF THE PACK

BROWNIE - MY OBITUARY ►

Comments

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John Coopey

Thu 20th Jun 2019 18:41

I daren’t, Kev. But I am hopeful of making Poem of the Week.

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kJ Walker

Thu 20th Jun 2019 06:48

First class. Can't wait to see this one performed live.

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John Coopey

Tue 18th Jun 2019 18:02

Many thanks for your comments, Lisa and Don.

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Don Matthews

Tue 18th Jun 2019 09:08

Yikes, a gal has just gone come into view
She must have read about it my rhyming
Or come across Coopey, (he's good for a laugh)
Checked in, said yikes, what's Coopey writing?!!! 😛

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Lisa C Bassignani

Tue 18th Jun 2019 01:09

Yikes

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John Coopey

Tue 18th Jun 2019 00:17

Thanks, Wayne. What a fabulous idea!
Don - hopefully they're all shopping at Boots.

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Don Matthews

Tue 18th Jun 2019 00:05

Thought Police, I like that term
How long will this make them squirm?
Notice how the comments all
Are from guys not gals at all....

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Wayne McLellan

Mon 17th Jun 2019 22:46

It's a good job they haven't invented websites with "scratch & sniff"

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John Coopey

Mon 17th Jun 2019 22:44

Thanks, Jason.

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Jason Bayliss

Mon 17th Jun 2019 22:24

Well, it made me laugh 😂

J.😀

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John Coopey

Mon 17th Jun 2019 21:50

You clearly have a nose for these things, Brian.

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Brian Maryon

Mon 17th Jun 2019 21:17

They're not quick enough John...I've nipped in before 'em!

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John Coopey

Mon 17th Jun 2019 20:56

How long before the Thought Police pounce?

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