A recent study

conducted by the Journal of Geriatrics

has concluded that Hearing Loss

actually causes cognitive decline in

elderly people and can lead to

Dementia and Alzheimer's

Furthermore scientists say that hearing loss

overloads the brain

with more energy spent

on processing sound rather than

thinking and memory

the report concludes that

those men with hearing loss

get in more damn trouble

especially with their wives

and this in turn leads to

extreme agitation and

earlier than expected

death.