Wedding Dress


I proposed and

she said yes

but what about

a wedding dress?


Could not afford

a dress unless

we robbed a bank

she was not impressed


So my future bride

under some stress

borrowed from a friend

her wedding dress


Then all the guests

said we were blessed

happy that she found

that wedding dress.







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Don Matthews

Tue 19th Feb 2019 14:55

dk you did forget
To tell us 'bout the ring
You need to rob a jeweler's shop
Can't 'ford this pretty thing

Your wife-to-be she said
"Do this and I'll get thee
A quick divorce on church steps
If you do this to me"

So what will I say happened?
To save your wedding day?
Of course, the ring you borrowed
So what more can I say?

He will keep writing poems
Attracting my response
I cannot help my flippancy
And rhyming nonchalance ?

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