I didn't expect that !
Three weeks after getting married Julie called her mother in the middle of the night.
"Mum, John and I have had a terrible fight."
"Calm down," said the mum,"Its not as bad as you think.
Every marriage has to have its first fight,make yourself a drink."
"I know,I know,it happens to everybody,
But mum,what am I going to do with the body?"