It was Tom's first day at school,
To ask the pupils questions was the rule.
"What is your dad's occupation ?"the teacher did ask.
"He is a conjurer Miss and can perform many a magical task."
"How interesting,what is his favourite trick?"
"Sawing people in half Miss,he would pick."
"Waw! Next question,any brothers or sisters?"
"Yes Miss.One half brother and two half sisters."