Drama at the theatre

There was a bloke at the theatre sprawled over three seats.

Soon an angry usher telling him to move he meets.

The bloke mumbled but didn't answer back,

The usher needed him to move or be threatened with the sack.

The manager was called,the man mumbled again.

Next the man was confronted by two policemen.

"Excuse me sir," one copper said to the man now sat up in one seat.

"What's your name?" the man said "Pete."

"And where are you from Pete?"

"The balcony sir," said Pete.

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◄ I didn't expect that !

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Brian Maryon

Fri 18th May 2018 19:50

I think Mike Reid told it on The Comedians back in the 70's.

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Fri 18th May 2018 19:48

Never heard of it before. Thx Hugh. Anya x

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Brian Maryon

Fri 18th May 2018 17:10

Getting very close to plagiarism...I heard this as a joke years ago.

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