We’ve never ever been beaten fair and square

I pluck excuses out of thin fresh air

And if I’m challenged by the Press I stare

That stare of mine; then whinge and whine.

 

Just watch the replay; then you yourself decide

If their two goals were clearly both offside;

It’s just the League Cup we never really tried

I whinge and whine, all of the time.

 

I think the ref was obviously blind

Or maybe gaga and off his tiny mind

He let them score in our Fergie time!

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

They should never have had their penalty

While we should be given two or three

It was a crime against humanity

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I whinge at incidents the ref has missed

When there’s congestion on our fixture list

I think by now you will start to get the gist

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

At other coaches I always take a pop

My moans go on and on and on I never stop

The one that irks me the most is Jurgen Klopp

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I need more transfer money I can spend

If the rise of Man City I’m to end

Pep Guardiola is certainly no friend

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I whinge at Manchester – it’s nothing new

I whinged at Inter Milan, give me my due

I whinged at Chelsea, I’ve whinged at Porto too

I whinge and whine all of the time.