I WHINGE AND WHINE

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We’ve never ever been beaten fair and square

I pluck excuses out of thin fresh air

And if I’m challenged by the Press I stare

That stare of mine; then whinge and whine.

 

Just watch the replay; then you yourself decide

If their two goals were clearly both offside;

It’s just the League Cup we never really tried

I whinge and whine, all of the time.

 

I think the ref was obviously blind

Or maybe gaga and off his tiny mind

He let them score in our Fergie time!

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

They should never have had their penalty

While we should be given two or three

It was a crime against humanity

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I whinge at incidents the ref has missed

When there’s congestion on our fixture list

I think by now you will start to get the gist

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

At other coaches I always take a pop

My moans go on and on and on I never stop

The one that irks me the most is Jurgen Klopp

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I need more transfer money I can spend

If the rise of Man City I’m to end

Pep Guardiola is certainly no friend

I whinge and whine all of the time.

 

I whinge at Manchester – it’s nothing new

I whinged at Inter Milan, give me my due

I whinged at Chelsea, I’ve whinged at Porto too

I whinge and whine all of the time.

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John Coopey

Tue 2nd Jan 2018 20:44

Thanks Suki and MC. Yes, he certainly sets the standard when it comes to whinging and bleating.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 2nd Jan 2018 17:07

JC meets JC - and walks the line to another slice of chuckle
inducing parody. Mourinho certainly seems to be slipping
into Scrooge mode lately and needs to lighten up! Even
his newly bought players are starting to look as miserable
as him even when scoring goals. No names, no packdrill!

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suki spangles

Tue 2nd Jan 2018 15:41

John, Happy New Year! Mourinho is so miserable I find him hilarious..

Suki

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John Coopey

Tue 2nd Jan 2018 14:14

Thanks, Helen. He really is well suited to a strong line of United moaners. Van Gaal, Moyes and the Master himself, Fergie.

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Helen Elliott

Tue 2nd Jan 2018 12:11

Ha! He is really getting on my top note at the moment. I used to be a fan but he's a miserable old git these days.

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