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(Does this complete my miscellany of Christmas Brexit songs?  Wait and see)


I’m dreaming of a hard Brexit

So we can make Great Britain great

Then the British nation

Can halt immigration

And send the Polacks back. But wait!

My dreaming of a hard Brexit

Has now been stuffed by Mrs May

She has blown Hard Brexit away

Cos the Poles and all others now can stay.



I’m dreaming of a hard Brexit

So contributions stay with us

But I’m getting nervous

Our great Health Service

Won’t get what’s on that big red bus.

When I voted for a hard Brexit

I never thought of this, you see

That the Irish border should be free

Or the bribes we’d need to pay the DUP.


I’m dreaming of a hard Brexit

In which we’d simply walk away

I never reckoned

On for one second

The billions we would need to pay

Yes when we voted for a hard Brexit

We got our own back on de Gaulle

But my defence is

These consequences

I never thought them through at all.


No, I never thought a hard Brexit

Would bring us benefits so few

But wait! Our vision’s come through!

We will get our passports back in blue!




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John Coopey

Sun 31st Dec 2017 18:08

Thanks, MC. Nice riposte. We should duel! (I did spell that right).

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 31st Dec 2017 17:36

Excellent stuff JC. Just the job to raise a smile on this
particular New Year's Eve.
But to borrow from elsewhere -

"O the political needy/greedy is frightful
But the thought of sovereign Britain so delightful
Just sort out what we pay and what we owe,
Let us go, let us go, let us go!"
(apologies to Sammy Cahn and his song "Let It Snow")

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John Coopey

Sat 30th Dec 2017 15:20

Irony, Cynthia.

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sat 30th Dec 2017 12:37

Are you serious! That line about Polish immigration?

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