("One season wonder; he's just a one season wonder". A re-post. But, there again, there will be plenty of them as he keeps scoring hat-tricks)

 

I‘ve fallen for another man

A man that I would marry;

And though I know I never can

I’ve lost my heart to Harry.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your heart

He’ll take your best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s hit the net again.

 

In Autumn and in Springtime too

Or winter when it’s raining

You know you’ll get from you-know-who

A proper Harry Kane-ing

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s doleing out the grief again.

 

So keep your euros in your banks

Bayern, Barcelona

It’s nice you offer but, No Thanks,

Cos Kane’s a Tottenham homer.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s staying at The Lane.