HATS OFF TO HARRY

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("One season wonder; he's just a one season wonder". A re-post. But, there again, there will be plenty of them as he keeps scoring hat-tricks)

 

I‘ve fallen for another man

A man that I would marry;

And though I know I never can

I’ve lost my heart to Harry.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your heart

He’ll take your best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s hit the net again.

 

In Autumn and in Springtime too

Or winter when it’s raining

You know you’ll get from you-know-who

A proper Harry Kane-ing

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s doleing out the grief again.

 

So keep your euros in your banks

Bayern, Barcelona

It’s nice you offer but, No Thanks,

Cos Kane’s a Tottenham homer.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make defenders cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s staying at The Lane.

◄ SANTA KRAMPUS

I'M DREAMING OF A HARD BREXIT ►

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John Coopey

Fri 29th Dec 2017 16:41

I've been telling friends for weeks, Graham, that somebody was going to get a 4 or 5 goal kicking. The difference is that Man city hand these out every other week.

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 29th Dec 2017 11:23

All hail the Harrykane!

Made his most recent hat trick all the better when watched in the presence of an Arsenal season ticket holder JC

although I thought both Son's and Dele's goals were better!


Here's to an optimistic 2018 runners-up place

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John Coopey

Fri 29th Dec 2017 10:48

The bastards won't let go of me, Steve.

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steve pottinger

Fri 29th Dec 2017 09:39

Reading between the lines, John, I'm guessing you're a Spurs fan? 😉 Thanks for this, it made me chuckle!

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John Coopey

Wed 27th Dec 2017 19:10

Thanks, MC. I might need to research a lot more " Harry" songs if he keeps on bagging hat-tricks.

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 27th Dec 2017 16:28

A footie-fan's fitting tribute! By the way, there is a song in
the film Calamity Jane (starring Doris Day) in which the
supporting actress sings "It's Harry I'm Planning to Marry"
- possibly an alternative basis for another such song!

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