The 'Blue Badge Limp'
People think they have it off to a tee!
But a laughing stock they are to see.
A few variations, all with the one aim.
With added 'winces' part of fake pain.
It's not hard to master, their little trick.
To look unbalanced, in need of a stick.
To appear a little shaky, mobility poor.
They 'struggle' from car to a shop door.
A couple of 'limps' for an added effect.
Fooling nobody with their non defect!
But once in the shop a miraculous cure.
Suddenly they're not disabled no more!
But the Lazarus moment, alas is short.
Their ailment returns it's safe to report.
As on returning to their car right on cue.
The 'blue badge limp' once again they do!