I hear it said Theresa needs to go, quick and clean

“She’s got no right to govern with seats of just 318”;

But does it ever occur unto you,

How come that Jezza does with 262?

I know that I’m no Mastermind nor am I entirely green;

It baffles me a little though why it is May’s 318

Is thought to be a number too few

Compared with Jezza’s fewer 262.

They say she has no mandate; they say that’s what they mean;

She lost a good majority and won just 318;

But help me out understanding the view

That Jezza Corbyn does with 262.

Each time I hear the call from Lefties, well I have to laugh

They chant the mantra of their arithmetic schoolboy gaffe;

Each night I ask the stars up above

The sums that mean they’ll give Theresa the shove.