WHO LET REES-MOGG OUT?

by John Coopey

Monday 10th July 2017 10:50 pm

Now de Party was nice and de Party was thumpin’

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

Treez she de boss – no hassle at all

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

But now it’s not so Treeza weeza dumpin’

(Yippi-i-o)

So who’ll be next? Who ye gonna call?

Who let Rees-Mogg out (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)

Now ‘e’s de dude who get me in stitches

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

Make me laugh an’ wet me knickers

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

But he can’t keep ‘is ‘ampton insida ‘is britches

(Yippi-i-o)

So ‘e ‘ad another by de name a Sixtus.

Who let Rees-Mogg out (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)

Wid a top bro accent an’ loads a breedin’

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

Top dude wid de white boy wit

( Hup, hup, hup, Yippi-i-o)

De man from de Sumset possee we needin’

(Yippi-i-o)

‘E’s no top man white boy twit.

Who let Rees-Mogg out (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)

Comments

John Coopey

Wed 12th Jul 2017 17:18

They sound like entries for Crufts,, Laura. In fairness, I would have been hugely disappointed to find one was called Wayne or Tyson.

Laura Taylor

Wed 12th Jul 2017 13:30

I'll just leave this Rees-Mogg baby name generator here for your amusement

https://rees-mogg.herokuapp.com/

John Coopey

Tue 11th Jul 2017 18:48

I agree, MC. I think politics needs people like R-M.
Come on, Harry. Don't be an old curmudgeon. Enjoy R-M like Boris or Diane Abbott.

Harry O'Neill

Tue 11th Jul 2017 14:33

John,
The accent and the suit are `respectably` amusing (and - these days - a bit old fashionedly- impressive)

However, when he talks about leaving an economic bloc who`s purchasing power parity is second only to China..i
think in the name of what he would call the the ability to decide our own fate...I wonder about what`s inside his head.

He should remember the Dunkirk was a defeat, and wonder what would have been our fate had Braun developed his V1 Rocketry efficiently at that time, and not delayed it until the Americans had come in on our side.

The man is living in the past

M.C. Newberry

Tue 11th Jul 2017 14:14

I can't say I'm a fan of the rap-crap type of song but I
still enjoyed this political "pop" (in both senses) at J.R-M.
I note he is a contender for the "Chair" of a Commons
Select Committe (is it "Treasury?) - and hope he gets it.
His demeanour and pragmatism would bring much needed
confidence to - and in - the responsibilities of such a
high profile in-house job.

John Coopey

Tue 11th Jul 2017 08:53

Cheers, David (woof, woof, woof!).

John Coopey

Tue 11th Jul 2017 00:09

I'll let you into a little secret, David. I like R-M. But parody is parody. "A nessuno sfugge".

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