(Yer tiz. Not really a "Part 2" but a re-post of a recent one but with added audio for the delectation and delight of my worldwide fans)

 

Never thought I’d see you look so weak and wobbly tonight

As Champion of the Right

And so unstable;

Never thought I’d see your Party in such disarray

They’re after you Mrs May

A Tower of Babel.

You have never seemed so desperate

And in need of ugly friends, it seems to me

As the DUP.

 

Lady in Red

You’re still Party Head

But walking dead;

And though you can try

To keep it disguised

You’re compromised.

Your ratings so low,

Your duty is to go;

An ineffectual sight

The way you look tonight.

 

Never thought I’d see that Jezza looking like a PM,

Mirroring dear old Clem,

A revelation;

Never thought I’d see you squander a 20 point lead

There was no need

To poll the nation.

Now you need a coalition

But if you sup with Satan you will soon

Need a long spoon.

 

Lady in Red….

 

I always thought I’d see the mush of the Boris again

Plotting for No 10

So brash and brazen;

But I never thought I’d see that greasy little Michael Gove,

An oily tick, but by Jove,

His gall’s amazing.

I never thought that I’d see Amber,

Hammond, Hunt and Davis clamber

With his Brexit crew

To back-shaft you.

 

Lady in Red……