Once I was the Party’s rising star

Made it then to Leader  as UKIP’s Tsar

Set myself the image of The People’s Bloke

Gonna shake the country when I win in Stoke.

Then I began to slur my name

Telling pork pies with that Hillsborough claim

Lost to Labour last week in the poll

Now looking for a job to keep me off of the dole.

 

Cos nobody wants you when you’re down and out

I’m bumping on the bottom with fuck all

Remember me?  I’m Paul Nuttall.

 

Now Nigel and Banks and Doug Carswell

Are telling me to go to Hell

This is for me a turnabout

Nobody wants you when you’re down and out.

They stuck the knife in on the NEC

I think I’d better switch to the BNP

Or perhaps the National Front because I’m such a loser

Nobody wants you when you’re down and out.

 

Cos nobody wants you when you’re down and out

I’m bumping on the bottom with fuck all

Remember me?  I’m Paul Nuttall.