THE DYSON AIRBLADE

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(Following on from the Luke Wright outburst on poetry in adverts, I thought I would offer my commission to Dyson if they were inclined to use this.)

 

We trudged round Designer Outlet

A day full of dull misery

I’d sampled a few cups of coffee

Which meant that I needed a pee.

I nipped to the public convenience

And read all the ads on the wall

Avoiding the one on Viagra

(A bloke was in the next stall).

But then as I left the urinals

I heard from the Ladies next door

The sound of a Dyson Airblade

Making its motorised roar.

I checked in my tracks for a second

And thought, “Am I missing a trick?”

I thought that the Dyson Airblade

Was put there for drying your prick.

◄ NOBODY WANTS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT

REAL WOMEN ►

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John Coopey

Tue 14th Mar 2017 01:13

You'll think twice about putting your hands in one again, Martin. Can't beat paper towels, I say.
That's so you and your mate can drip-dry together, Harry.

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Harry O'Neill

Tue 14th Mar 2017 00:56

John,
The mind boggles!...But don`t be so exclusive ...(I mean what are those two curves for?)

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Martin Elder

Mon 13th Mar 2017 22:39

I don't think I will ever be able to look at any dyson implement again in quite the same way. Ha ha!
Nice one John

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John Coopey

Mon 13th Mar 2017 20:15

Yes, Stu. There is something of the explorer in every bloke and I confess I have inserted the mutton dagger in several left-field orifices. But a pig's head remains on the bucket list.
Happy to make you smile.

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Stu Buck

Mon 13th Mar 2017 18:53

i must admit, at one time or another i have inserted almost every part of my body into an airblade. i wouldnt hold your breath re: dyson but it made me chuckle and really, thats about the highest honour there is, seen as how i'm a miserable little shit.

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