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PEE ON ME

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(No idea at all what this is about)

 

Sometimes in our lives

We crave that rain

That’s sweet as flowers;

And when it arrives

Then I will drink

Those golden showers.

 

Pee on me

Crouch into place

Squat on my face

You need to be on me;

Ooohh, Percy’s so strong

It won’t take long

When somebody pees on me.

 

Please!  I love Sextreme

I can afford; I’ve plenty dollar;

Please!  Spray your hot stream

No, I won't spit,

I promise to swallow.

 

Relax all your manners

Don’t mind if you trump

I just need somebody to wee on me;

Don’t care if there’s cameras

But don’t take a dump

I just love somebody to pee on me.

 

Pee on me.

Forceful and strong;

I’m a disgrace

But this just turns me on;

Now, play with my dong

While sat on my face

Continue to pee on.

◄ TO REMOANERS

JOHN COOPEY (R.I.P) ►

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John Coopey

Wed 15th Feb 2017 09:02

Many thanks, Colin. But I wouldn't prostitute myself!

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John Coopey

Tue 14th Feb 2017 23:33

(Come to think of it, I haven't written any yet...)

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John Coopey

Tue 14th Feb 2017 23:13

Thanks, fellas.
I really must get round to writing some proper poetry again.

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Harry O'Neill

Tue 14th Feb 2017 23:09

Scatologicaly apt John.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 14th Feb 2017 21:35

Sure to bring on the DTs in your many admirers. No
drinking needed!!

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Paul Waring

Tue 14th Feb 2017 21:11

John, you should release (oops) this, it would be a sure-fire number 1 (hopefully not a number 2...) ?

Honestly, if you could see the mess I'm in....I think I may have laughed my stones off..... I'm so giddy, so kippered-up...I've completely lost it. You funny man, you. So utterly brilliant.

Paul

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