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TO REMOANERS

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(Too good an opportunity to miss a rework of the Bob Dylan ballad "To Ramona")

 

Remoaners, dull droners, like fleas that just buzz in your ears

With whingeing and bleating and sobbing and crocodile tears

They won’t take no note of

The will of the voters

Insisting that they still know best

Despite democratically

And quite emphatically

Failing the ballot box test.

 

Remainers, complainers, it’s time you should wind in your necks

Although it’s unlikely you’ll do the right thing, one suspects

Your case was thought feeble

When put to the people

They opted to leave the EU

There’s no use defying

Decry- or denying

The popular will as you do.

 

Remoaners are owners of wisdom electorates lack

But voters decided it’s time to take sovereignty back

You campaigned to vote “Stay”

But didn’t get your way

That’s tough! We’ve settle our choice

Now you may not like it

If so – on yer bike!

It’s the sound of democracy’s voice.

◄ "OLD, RACIST AND THICK"

PEE ON ME ►

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 14th Feb 2017 19:07

Harry makes some historical points about parliamentary
sovereignty. It was the bone-headed intransigence of
Charles 1 to be an "absolute" monarch that led to the
Civil War and his defeat. However, even Cromwell was
obliged to face the corruption and self-interest in
the subsequent parliamentary set-up, even dismissing
it is robust terms. Those self-serving 17th century MPs
have had their equivalent in more modern times among
those who chose to go along with the great deceit and
dissembling that presumed EU primacy over the mandate
entrusted to them by a largely unaware and trusting electorate who were thereafter consistently led to think
it was a "done deal" and not to be denied. I may be
old-fashioned in my values but that smacks of a word
well known, with its exponents readily dispatched in other days.
As for the Restoration, with its return - to huge public approbation - of Charles the Second to the throne, that
set the tone for what has followed as a widely admired
and successful compromise between the centuries-old system of monarchy and the public desire for accountability. The English have displayed something
of a gift for such things down the years.
As for the Lib Dems and the likes of Tim Fearon, in
another life they would have probably been engineering
plots, in alliance with their European cronies, against Elizabeth the First!! Today, they are a busted flush.

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John Coopey

Mon 13th Feb 2017 20:18

Hello Colin
I checked out My Sharona which would do equally well on this theme.
I do have another one par-boiled currently which I may decide to post, "Moaning, Moaning" and which may be more familiar than His Bobness's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMgs3lFwkQ

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John Coopey

Mon 13th Feb 2017 15:47

Thanks, Graham. My only doubt about this one is that nobody's got upset at it yet!
We were lucky that Chelsea faltered but the rest of the pack caught up. Hopefully it's good news that we've only got 2 of the top 6 to come and they're both at home.

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Graham Sherwood

Mon 13th Feb 2017 15:15

We could have done with a couple of your bloody parodies at Anfield last weekend.
Keep going with the Bob stuff! Brilliant as always. A true man of the people ( I think). Send a kick up the arse to Potch while you're at it ?

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John Coopey

Mon 13th Feb 2017 15:00

Thanks, MC and Harry.
As you may be aware I am a strong Remainer but I pride myself in being a loose canon. And I reserve the right to fire off my parodies in any direction, whether that's Stay, Leave, Left or Right.

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Harry O'Neill

Mon 13th Feb 2017 13:23

John,
you had me worried for a minute there ?

tell you what, though, this referendum thing is beginning to gather a bit of traction!...(take that Surrey thing)...it looks like it might have a great future for putting a lean on the government.

I`ve just been re-reading Hill`s `The century of revolution` (which is about who wielded sovereignty at
the time of the English civil war) It was parliament that
triumphed...against both royalty and the many-headed monster of the property - less.

Given the majority in parliament for remain, what has happened now is that parliament has ceded it`s claim to sovereignty to a fairly slim majority of the many headed monster.

Having already done so it would seem that it will be very
very hard to resist Tim Farron`s claim that the final deal must be submitted to a further referendum of the many headed monster...particularly as there is likely to be a great deal of national disagreement on the final deal.

So, Roll on the final referendum, eh?

(There is a (Spanish style) song called Ramona)

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 13th Feb 2017 12:39

Aha! The other side of your Brexit "coin". As good as the
previous contribution in its way, though the Bob Dylan
connection is unknown to me.
I do recall an old hit called "Ramona" whose title and tune
would have also lent itself to the theme.

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John Coopey

Mon 13th Feb 2017 10:00

Thanks, Colin. Did you know the original?

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