He called me on a Monday,

Said his name was guy,

Told me of the refund

I could get for PPI

 

The phone rang twice on Tuesday,

The lady’s name was Dee,

She spoke of eco matters,

How my boiler would be free

 

On Wednesday I was worried

By an accident I’d had,

The insurance chap who phoned me,

Was convinced the wounds were bad

 

On Thursday my computer

Had a virus, warned the man,

If I’d just pay an online fee,

They’d do a special scan

 

Friday’s call brought surveys

Detailed finance questionnaires,

Do they really need my passwords

And the details of my shares?

 

Saturday at 6 am,

The voice said not to fret,

A special deal was waiting

That would clear me of my debt

 

Sunday…..it’s so quiet,

I am sitting with a book,

Sunday is my day of rest,

The phone is off the hook