I always did like C&A if for this thing alone
The sales assistants let you be to try things on your own;
And so, without embarrassment, I’d try in no great haste
Several pairs of trousers in a 42” waist.
But sad to say the shop has closed – the end of this great store;
While BHS is going still our C&A’s no more;
My kids still see their lingerie – a label caught their glance;
They thought it was directions, though, for wearing women’s pants.