Hark hark here it comes!

I’ve got a solution for dwindling fuel,

I’m sourcing renewable energy.

 

I plan to campaign on flatulent change;

promoting emissions,

employing the parp,

exploiting my arse

for the nation.

 

Hark hark here it comes!

Sustainable bums are humming for heat,

producing renewable energy.

 

Think of the children and all of their kin.

Think of the wind that is wasted!

Don’t frack in the shale,

let’s topple the fossil,

the future is gusty.

Think Anal!

 

Hark hark here it comes!

Beans, peas, cabbage, and squeeze,

I’m forcing renewable energy.

 

People are worried

in case it runs out,

a trouser-cough-fuelled catastrophe               

 

but let me be clear

there’s plenty to come.

I’m sat on renewable energy.