There's nothing like a lovely cup of tea

When the world seems tough

And you've had enough

Try a cuppa and I'm sure you will agree

 

But in the morning coffee is the best

It wakes you from your slumber

Jolts you just like thunder

Keeps me awake until I'm fully dressed

 

Although fresh orange juice is also very nice

From the fridge, icy child

Slips down like liquid gold

Sometimes just one glass won't suffice

 

In the pub you enjoy a couple of beers

They loosen you up

The more you sup

You drop your barriers and forget all your fears

 

The morning after you just want water

Your mouths so dry

You feel you'll die

All because you drank more than you oughta