WHERE ARE YOU GORDON BROWN?
Gordon Brown - where can you be?
You're never seen in the H of P.
Are you running some religious order
Somewhere north of England's border?
Avoiding each and every mention
Of some poor soul with a vanished pension,
Or how - citing prudence - brash and bold
You made a sale of the Nation's gold.
To see our neighbours grab this steal
You'd think they'd won "Deal - or No Deal".
So when the Tories got the vote
There was no water in the moat
To keep the creditors from the door...
Your leaving just left Britain poor.
No more giving away banknotes
And hoping for those pay back votes.
What you did was bang out of order
So stay up there beyond that border,
We don't care if we never see
Any sign of Gordon. Brown MP.