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White Goods

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This month's winner has been chosen by the first ever Poem of the Month winner, Clare Kirwan. Clare says, "It's a chatty, playful poem which teases and resonates on different levels... consumerism, confusion amongst a surfeit of choices and the difficulties of putting people into categories."

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WHITE GOODS

I went to see God in the out of town shopping centre

He has invited me to buy
64 thousand five hundred and seventy eight
independently priced washing machines

he sold me the merits of every one

in a trance I watched the drums spin and the pair of us stood together
like gay lovers on a his and hers shopping exhibition
I wore the trousers this time

I am amazed at the technological advances

he tells me that one model in particular
can actually play music as it attends to your wife’s
fifty knuckle shuffle

I corrected him and told him she was a he.

I asked whether it would stop her moaning

He stuttered momentarily, then looking perplexed,
replied that he would have to check the instruction leaflet.

 

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<Deleted User> (5247)

Mon 17th Nov 2008 18:40

I wonder how you would cope without one, I wont always be here lol mum xxxx

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Andy N

Sat 8th Nov 2008 13:10

Blimely.. that is a bit shorter than your normal stuff.. I love the reference to instruction leaflet at the end of the poem in particular - good twist!

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shoeless

Sat 8th Nov 2008 09:52

its a great religion , no guilt just the pleasure of the next purchase . . . . . .

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Gus Jonsson

Fri 7th Nov 2008 20:26

Cleanliness is next to Godliness

Loved it
Gus

<Deleted User> (3140)

Fri 7th Nov 2008 13:53

Great stuff as ever Pete. I sometimes think there is an unsettlingly soothing allure about white goods - I note the DIY megastores place them very visibly at the end of aisles, perhaps to induce trance-like states ...
Love to Loretta

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Jeff Dawson

Tue 4th Nov 2008 20:39

Great choice Claire, I liked it when Pete first posted it especially the 64,578 washing machines, brilliant!

Also good to see a recent poem and Pete get recognition as someone who posts work regularly on WOL, puts so much into WOL events and his performances, not to mention the support he has given me! Cheers Jeffarama!

darren thomas

Sun 2nd Nov 2008 19:40

I don't completly agree with Claire's synopsis - "and the difficulties of putting people into categories."
I think people are all too ready to insert others into different categories. It's all part of that 'great chain of being' - and it sucks.
All Pete's poems are like onions. Multi-layered, potentially tearful and not to everybodies taste.
I love onions.

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garside

Sat 1st Nov 2008 09:46

that's a lot of washing machines Pete...
what's the warranty part of the deal?

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