Give us all your money,

Then go and find some more;

Try borrowing from loan sharks

To maximise your score.

 

Steal it from the corner shop

Or from your parents’ stash;

With every tempting wager,

We’ll part you from your cash.

 

Your chances of a pay-out

Are vanishingly thin;

You might as well take out your wad

And chuck it in the bin.

 

Your bank account is in the red,

Your credit rating’s up the spout;

We value all our customers

Until they are cleaned out!

 

BUT PLEASE! GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY.