The greatest trick the devil ever pulled 

Is making the world believe he doesn’t  exist 

I don’t know why but I don’t agree 

Let me explain I have an idea you see 

Conspiracy theories is fuel for his flames 

Brexit, traffic jams and gossip entertain… 

His hoards and minions cheer and go wild 

All waiting for the day that Johnson’s defiled 

With a rod up his buttocks for them all to witness 

I’m sure Jacob Rees Mog is the next bit of Business 

It’s not just the tories who’ll dance to this tune 

Blair and Sunak… fill  the rest of the afternoon 

So What’s the best trick that he has created  

that will bring about the apocalypse 

Summed up in just one word… 

well it’s just.... POLITICS