Yes I did see the latest Indiana Jones...

 

  Indiana Jones and the never-ending franchise train,

  Indiana Jones and the nazis have come back again.

  Indiana Jones and the new de-ageing technologies, 

  Indiana Jones and the glowing commercial opportunities. 

 

  Indiana Jones and the implausible car chase scenes,

  Indiana Jones and the guns that never do anything. 

  Indiana Jones and the clueless enemy soldiers, 

  Indiana Jones and the ludicrous Harrison Ford rollovers.

 

  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,

  Indiana Jones and the please, please end it soon.

 

  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,

  Indiana Jones and the geriatrics are out on parade.

 

  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,

  Indiana Jones and the overlong and getting very dull.

 

  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, 

  Indiana Jones and the threadbare and oh so crinkly.

 

  Indiana Jones and the lost ark of creative attitude,

  Indiana Jones and the complete denial of decrepitude.