SPARE

Aficianados may have noticed a passing resemblance to Elvis Presley's "Teddy Bear"

 

I don’t wanna be your oven ready Spare

The place I fill

Is after Will

To be the country’s heir

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

Don’t wanna be a royal

In Camilla’s crew

I say that I want out

But also have my cake

And eat it too.

 

The book sales they will make me a multi-millionaire

So me and Meg

Won’t have to beg

To get our rightful share

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

Don’t wanna be a royal

In Camilla’s crew

I say that I want out

But also have my cake

And eat it too.

 

These days it isn’t done so nobody would dare

Call him prat

Or make fun at

The colour of his hair

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

 

I don’t wanna be your oven ready Spare

The place I fill

Is after Will

To be the country’s heir

Don’t wanna be your ready Spare.

◄ THE WATERSPLASH FINAL

THE GENIUS OF THE KIT KAT ►

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John Coopey

Thu 12th Jan 2023 18:29

I’m afraid I can’t take sides in the match, MC. What with me not giving a monkey’s either way. (Other than that they provide a fund of material for my parodies).

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M.C. Newberry

Thu 12th Jan 2023 17:09

Aha.
The suspicions now increase...the whisperings of "I knew it!"
In terms of respecting the Royal Oak, Harry seems keen to hew it.
If he wants to moan beyond our shores, then I say "Let him do it"
He's got the bit between his teeth, so let the blighter chew it!

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John Coopey

Thu 12th Jan 2023 08:30

It wasn’t the best of days for him either yesterday, Stephen.
And thanks for the Like, Jordyn.

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 12th Jan 2023 07:11

I liked the bit about having your cake and eating it, John. Reminds me of someone else with funny hair who's pulling in the millions....

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John Coopey

Wed 11th Jan 2023 16:27

Maybe, Kevin.
Certainly, Stephen.
Thanks for the Like, Tom.

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Stephen Atkinson

Wed 11th Jan 2023 12:24

Sounds like a hit to me ,John!

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kJ Walker

Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:40

👍👍
Any chance of a live rendition tomorrow?

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John Coopey

Wed 11th Jan 2023 09:53

Thankyou, Holden. Frankly, I couldn’t give a monkey’s about the royals one way or the other. I feel no affinity to him or The Firm. The queen’s death was a matter of disinterest to me - not that I wished her any harm. I just had no interest invested in her.
And thanks for the Like, Frederick.

Holden Moncrieff

Wed 11th Jan 2023 05:44

Clever and entertaining, John, points well made! 😄

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