YER DYSON AIRBLADE

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We trudged round Designer Outlet

A day full of dull misery

I’d sampled a few cups of coffee

Which meant that I needed a pee.

I nipped to the public convenience

And read all the ads on the wall

Avoiding the one on Viagra

(A bloke was in the next stall).

But then as I left the urinals

I heard from the Ladies next door

The sound of a Dyson Airblade

Making its motorised roar.

I checked in my tracks for a second

And thought, “Am I missing a trick?”

I thought that the Dyson Airblade

Was put there for drying your prick.

◄ IN THE BLEAK MID-WINTER

WHO'S SORRY NOW? ►

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John Coopey

Fri 14th Jan 2022 15:04

I’m afraid I don’t have enough to frighten the jaws with, MC.
And thanks for the Likes, Pete and John.

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:00

Those two grey wall devices in your illustration worryingly
resemble two avaricious jaws. Be careful out there!

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John Coopey

Thu 13th Jan 2022 23:18

Thankyou for you further thoughts, Leon and Stephen.
And thanks for the Like, Julie.

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 13th Jan 2022 22:04

Enough to put me off my breakfast, John, or anything else. My complaint about the Brexit boy's hand dryers are the amount of noise the bloody things make (as you say, "motorised roar').

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LEON STOLGARD

Thu 13th Jan 2022 16:00

and thanks be Mr C. that not a lot of people would be inclined to do ANYTHING the way you do ( ie. spying on Gert's nether regions trimming session through the peephole )

Don't forget let me know when the hole has been enlarged-the one in the wall, not the slot! tee-hee

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John Coopey

Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:56

In fairness, Leon, I’ve never seen anyone else using one the way I do.
And thanks for the Likes, Kevin and Greg.

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LEON STOLGARD

Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:52

Johnny boy are you sure you were in the right bogs? or was it a convenient mistake if you were 😛

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